Yet Another ID10T Winner

Somebody must have left the idiot gate open because there seems to be a bumper crop of candidates for the ID10T award. I heard this one on the news last night however I was not able to find it on-line so a few details like names and location are missing.

A north-central Florida woman and her daughter returned home earlier this week to discover that someone had broken into to their home and was still inside. Police found the burglar naked and on the toilet. After breaking into the house the man decided to take a bath and apparently was going to take some clothes as well.

I guess the guy was trying to make a clean get-away.

Another ID10T Winner

Charles Ray Fuller of Ft Worth, Texas had a “brilliant” get rich quick plan.  He “borrowed” a check from his girlfriend’s mother and added some slight modifications.  His little plan ran into some problems when bank officials became suspicious of the 10 zeros Fuller added to the check. Yes, he tried to cash a check for $360 billion.  Gee, my guess is somebody didn’t pass the math portion of the TAKS/TAAS.